- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one