- Anti Joke

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get in the car.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.