- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cream, it is coming

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

why girl die cancer

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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