roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Who is John Galt?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Badabing.

hi bye

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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