Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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