What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man walks into a vagina

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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