- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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