What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What would Muhammed do?

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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