- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

How did the dog die? He was put down.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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