Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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