- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Long joke Your such a downey

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

John lazzaro likes dick

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

my mind's eye?

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Maths.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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