Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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CFL

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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whats white jizz

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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