- Anti Joke

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.