Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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