roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Penis.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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