- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??