- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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