- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Gus's mom

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Loperson

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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