What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

i killed my family

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A American seeking into mexico

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Jordan is pregant

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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