- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Its true, he didnt write that!!

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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