- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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