- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's a joke? Funny

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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