Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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feminism

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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