- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

There's a god, just kidding.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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