- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

The lion swallowed his pride.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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