- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

John Cena for president

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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