- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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