- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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