What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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