a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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