Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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