What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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