- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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