- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What are annoying? Ads.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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