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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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