- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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