Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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