Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

epic win?

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

mitchell palmer sucks

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

so the weather's nice...

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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