What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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There's a god, just kidding.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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