- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

John Cena for president

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What are annoying? Ads.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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