- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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