- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

There's a god, just kidding.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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