- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Women's rights.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats white jizz

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States