- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

whats up and also down? your mum

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

John Cena for president

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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