- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is funny.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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