- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's 9 + 10 19

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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