- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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