- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's 9 + 10 19

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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