- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

can you pass the soap?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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