What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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