What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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