A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Horse.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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