- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What is older than history?

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Robin, get in the batmobile

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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