Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Buzi vagy!

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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