Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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