- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

The Ohio State Buckeyes

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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