- Anti Joke

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

what's black and can't swim?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.