- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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