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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

One day a man walked into a wall

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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