Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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White NBA players.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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