How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Your mom

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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