- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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