I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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One, two, three, four and five

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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