- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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