What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Knock Knock, Ow my face

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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